“Let’s pick the foods for the wedding my dear.”

“Okay, let’s do it. Tell me what you want.”

“Uhmmm… for the appetizer?”

“What about crôque monsieur?… Oh no, not that dear. My mistake. Too much lactose with the cheese and sodium from the ham. Obviously not good.”

“Okay, not that. Can we try vegetable salad?”

“You mean lettuce, celery and spinach? Are you serious dear?”

“Uhmmm… Why did you ask?”

“Really, my dear?… Do you want me to become hypertensive? So with our guests?”

“Oh… I’m sorry. I didn’t know that green veggies make people’s blood pressure to rise. Let’s leave that for a moment, could we, my dear?”

“Okay, we’ll go back to that later.”

“What about Mustard Green-and-Sweet Onion Frittata for Hor d’Oeuvre?”

“Dear, I just read an article regarding onion that it will lead to bleeding disorder.”

“Ow… that’s not good. We should try another. What about this Goat Cheese-Stuffed Mushrooms with Bread Crumbs?”

“I want that but doctors say that mushrooms are bad especially for our mental health. Are we really choosing this?”

“If doctors tell we must not, then we must not. Am I right dear?”

“I’m touched with that my dear. You’re so considerate.”

“Just for you my dear. Maybe, we shall pick soup dish first.”

“That’s a good idea, dear.”

“I am thinking we should try the Italian Sausage Soup with Tortellini.”

“Can I ask one?”

“Yes, what’s that?”

“Do you know what sausages are made of?”

“Uhmmm. No, my dear. But I would take that as a no. Let’s pass that. What about if we choose seafood dish?”

“Let’s see.”

“What do you want? Creamy Pesto Shrimp? Peppered Shrimp Alfredo? Or Shrimp Fettuccine Alfredo?”

“Those are all shrimp recipes dear.”

“Oh yeah. Shrimps are my favorite. I hope you want it too.”

“Can we think of other seafoods?”


“Shrimps are cholesterol bombs.”

“Ow. We should avoid blood vessel explosion, right? Erase that shrimp. I think it would be exciting if we must decide on the drinks.”

“I love that.”

White Sangria looks good. The Cotton Candy Cocktail, too. And this Bellinis and Mimosas as well. My mouth starts to drool with these drinks. We should also consider Tiger-Tini Cocktail my dear.”

“Aren’t those too much sweet for us dear? Uhm… you know. Diabetis is a serious one. Uncurable.”

“Uh-huh. You’re right. Can I say something my dear?”

“Yeah, what’s that?”

“We could not choose foods for our wedding. Maybe, it’s healthy for us if we call it off?”